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MERRY CHRISTMAS, DEAR SON
by John T. Baker
Dear Son: Merry Christmas, my darling -- And the woman you wed! I am writing this letter From my very sick bed. Please don’t worry, I’m fine, I’ll be soon on my feet, Although now I’m so weak And unable to eat. This Holiday Season You and SHE should enjoy; So forget your old mother Who longs for her boy. Please give this ten dollars, Which is all that I own, To the children and tell them It’s from grandma - alone. I can see by the photos They are both much too thin, Their mother should feed them, Their clothing’s a sin. Don’t bother to send me More money, I know That the person you married Gobbles up all your dough. Many thanks for the flowers On my birthday, I’ll save Every bloom in the freezer To place on my grave. Give my love to your babies I’m so far away from, And to what’s-her-name, greetings! Merry Christmas,                 Your Mom

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