When Cupid Struck

You always were romantic, weren't you dear?
Remember what you said the night we met?
You said that when you looked at me you felt
a Cupid's arrow, Thunk! right in your heart!
And then you whispered love words in my ear.
I thought I'd never have the luck to get
a man as sweet as you, you made me melt,
and when I said 'I do', I felt so smart!

I didn't know you never could be true;
that Cupid's arrows flew so thick for you,
until I found you sprawled on top of Sue.

The police are saying I was pretty dumb
though what else could I do you rotten scum
but send those arrows, Bullseye! in your bum.